Dear People of the World Wide Internet (or rather those who bother to read this),

i have decided that i will not upload any of my pictures. this idea is supported by my local scanner, which hates the ground i walk upon. i dont know why but it has never liked me and it was always a stuggle to scan things. so until i am on better terms with it i will continue to improve my drawing skill until i think that they might be sastisfytory enought to upload them here. i will also work on my serious coloring skills, not just crayons and colored markers. (although those are fun) geez. and i feel slightly ickish. like when your really really tired but you get to that point where you are not tired anymore. yeah i feel that. im to scared to really get sleep. i dream in colors. like three different colors and its horrible. so i didnt get enough sleep and i had a huge test and i have to do chores or else household occupents will ground my bones for breakfast... yeah... goody

-Love
me

P.s. for those who know what it is... Eurovision 2009 was great this year. UK did a lot better even though Norway won once again. i think there were better people this year. no more on this subject.
Thats all

well i have decided to UPDATE!! *cues guy with cymbals*
ha sooo cause im mee and crazy and uhh i just felt like it i might go with a flood of updated drawings and a new ID picture cause im a bored crazy person/me and its late so im gonna go be crazy asleep.

love,
me

p.s. but it might not be for a while. the scanner can hold a grudge
p.s.s dont you love p.s.? i do
p.s.s.s. ha ha you read this foo. now go shoo!

HAPPY TURKEY/THANKSGIVING DAY!!!!!!!!1 -~-

ha i didn't feel like getting on the computer after dinner cause i would have had to drag my fat self up so i do it the NEXT day! cause i'm that lazy -.- in other news i am probably going to do a gigantic overload of art scans. *little pictures coming running out* nooo not yet you fools later! cause i feel like it...

so i almost dropped my turkey did you know that? would you like to know? probably not but i'll tell you anyway! *adopts a faraway look as the ocean waves crash against the cliffs! a beautiful sunset gleams on the water* so i was trying to put away the turkey cause i was having some for lunch. and then *rants on for about an hour about the magicalness of turkey among other things* i jump cause i freaked out you know and slip *cause i= sock wearing person* and i almost drop the turkey instead i fell backwards and landed on my butt. but the turkey was saved. cept now my TAILBONE is bruise city.

gahh this makes me sad i wanna eat some more turkey. but whats this? oh what ho! THERE IS ICE CREAM! go celebrate among yourselves my loyal subjects!



BTW NOTE if you read all of this 1. reply with a comment. you can even say that rollingfire is stupid. 2. if you give a comment i shall give you a virtual cookie. thank you see ya!

dear people who shall read this,
okay okay the fact that hardly anyone looks at my stuff or reads my things is mostly my fault. but could you read this one?

Dear thunderfeild (cause i can ):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me under the bus and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone .

Go burn,
rollingfire

okay okay *calms down* soo i am going to tag.. graywolf-xela, thunderfeild, and sadieofthenight. have fun!

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here’s how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:
Beverly Hills- Weezer

Waking Up:
Somewhere Over the Rainbow / What a Wonderful World-Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

First Day At School:
White Room- Cream

Falling In Love:
I'll Cover You- Rent

Fight Song:
Hey There Delilah- Plain White T's

Breaking Up:
Another Day- Rent

Prom night:
Black Dog- Led Zeppelin

Life:
Paralyzer-Finger Eleven

Mental Breakdown:
Listen To Your Heart- D.H.T. Feat. Edmée

Driving:
Casper Cha-Cha Slide- Casper & The Live Platinum Band

Flashback:
Low (feat. T-Pain)- Flo Rida

Getting back together:
Billy Jean- Michael Jackson

Wedding:
Call Me When You're Sober- Evanescence

Birth of Child:
A Thousand Miles- Vanessa Carlton

Final Battle:
Happy-Liam Lynch

Funeral Song:
I'm To Sexy- Right Said Fred

Final Credits:
Love Shine (Body Grooverz 2006 Mix)- W.W.S.

i wanna cry this was so much fun!!!